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Fresh Red Dog Pieface: Saturday, July 14, 2001

Tom Swifties

Overbearingly uncouth, Tom said,
I have 352 Teddys in my collection."

"No more soup in my cupboard," said Mrs. Tom
      Hubbard uncannily.

"I teach sentence structure in my English
classes for very low pay," Tom said
parsimoniously.

"I'm so pleased with my short Japanese
      jacket," Tom said happily.

"'Anything you can sing fast, I can sing
      faster'" said Tom Swiftly.

"Is wheat being chaffed?" Tom chaffed.

"Liszt never played listlessly," Tom noted.

"Who needs just intonation?" Tom importuned.

"This food is kosher," said Tom judiciously.

"That minx stole my wrap," said Tom foxily.

"I really cough up a lotta bucks for my
Spanish catarrh lessons," said Tom fretfully.

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Franz never played the piano Lisztlessly.

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My face is leaving in ten minutes. Be on it.

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"I wouldn't piss in her mouth if her teeth were on fire."

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Wan

     Lubanski?

wonton
love
corrupteth.

posted 9:27 AM

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