Fresh Red Dog Pieface

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Fresh Red Dog Pieface: Saturday, July 14, 2001

Tom Swifties

Overbearingly uncouth, Tom said,
I have 352 Teddys in my collection."

"No more soup in my cupboard," said Mrs. Tom
      Hubbard uncannily.

"I teach sentence structure in my English
classes for very low pay," Tom said
parsimoniously.

"I'm so pleased with my short Japanese
      jacket," Tom said happily.

"'Anything you can sing fast, I can sing
      faster'" said Tom Swiftly.

"Is wheat being chaffed?" Tom chaffed.

"Liszt never played listlessly," Tom noted.

"Who needs just intonation?" Tom importuned.

"This food is kosher," said Tom judiciously.

"That minx stole my wrap," said Tom foxily.

"I really cough up a lotta bucks for my
Spanish catarrh lessons," said Tom fretfully.

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Franz never played the piano Lisztlessly.

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My face is leaving in ten minutes. Be on it.

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"I wouldn't piss in her mouth if her teeth were on fire."

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Wan

     Lubanski?

wonton
love
corrupteth.

posted 9:27 AM

Fresh Red Dog Pieface: Friday, July 13, 2001

A Pool of Tables; a Mile of Myths

a crud of excrescences
a twist of lemons
a brace of suspenders
a suffocation of pillows
a fall of angers
a bribe of lawyers
a lowering of standards
a past of historians
a province of Canadians
a reach of peaches
a welling of onions
a club of erections
a flight of Hawaiians
a gape of tourists
a clique of photographers
a coil of mortals
a pinch of Italians
a snatch of dykes
a duck of drinks
a depth of bombs
a suffering of suffixi
a clutch of purses
a coming of seconds
a second of comings
a foot of fetishists
a march of omens
a tinkle of wee-wees
a blurt of abortions
an aftermath of forethoughts
a quartet of Razonmovskys
a getting of togethers
an area of concerns
a clan of destinies
a pack of sinners
a flock of pastors
a trio of ghosts

posted 11:41 PM

Fresh Red Dog Pieface: Thursday, July 12, 2001

Limericks and Games

wears shoes for ads and for glory

Ellie poses for ads and for glory
In pumps and flats and diademmed zorii;
Dore engraves
her arches as naves
and her ankle's scratched thin by Ed Gorey

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Ellie's been drawn by Gustave Dore
and scratched in line by Edward Gorey
Dore engraves
her arches as naves
and she's scratched very thin by Ed Gorey

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yes ellie poses and therein's a story
her fashion's a plate, her

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Ellie poses, here's the story:
in pumps, in flats in diademmed zorii
      pumps & flats & jewelled zorii

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Dore engraves
her arches as naves

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and her ankle's scratched thin by Ed Gorey

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Ellie is as Ellie does;
Ellie wears such funny shoes.
      Does she do? In-
      Deed she does
Ellie chooses funny shoes.

Bashful is as bashful does;
Ellie chooses funny shoes.
      Some goes spit &
      Some goes spat.
Ellie chooses funny.

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sent

to Glenna? Martha? T Barger

Ellie is as Ellie does;
Ellie wears such funny shoes.
      Does she do? In-
      Deed she does.
Ellie chooses funny shoes.

Bashful is as bashful does;
Ellie chooses funny shoes.
      Some goes spit &
      Some goes spat.
Ellie still chooses funny.

Ellie's more whig than tory;
Her feet tread paths to glory.
      Whether of 'gator skin,
      Pater or mater skin,
Her gaiters are fashioned by Gorey.

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A Scotsman

A Scotsman found girls in Bagdad
Wore not much more than a tad.
It wasn't his musket,
But the heft of his tusk -- it
Lifted the pleats of his plaid.

A Scotsman well-nigh unclad
Revealed himself mad in Bagdad.
      Feeling not at all guilty,
      He hoisted his kiltie
To prove his snake scotched and not plaid.

A Scotsman while piping for girls
Blew up on his bag such skirls
      That the trae bonny breeze,
      Lifting kilt above knees,
Exposed all his pubical curls.

posted 9:12 PM

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